Saturday, February 20, 2010

Acumulata

In anticipation of moving sometime during the next few months, I'm thinning down our possessions and getting rid of stuff or at least my stuff. Richard, the Latinista, affectionately calls his stuff "acumlata"in an attempt to make it sound more important.  George Carlin calls it what it is: shit. And like everyone else, we have too much of it.

Here's what George has to say:

 "A house is just a pile of stuff with a cover on it. You can see that when you're taking off in an airplane. You look down, you see everybody's got a little pile of stuff. All the little piles of stuff. And when you leave your house, you gotta lock it up. Wouldn't want somebody to come by and take some of your stuff. They always take the good stuff. They never bother with that crap you're saving. All they want is the shiny stuff. That's what your house is, a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get...more stuff!

Sometimes you gotta move, gotta get a bigger house. Why? No room for your stuff anymore. Did you ever notice when you go to somebody else's house, you never quite feel a hundred percent at home? You know why? No room for your stuff. Somebody else's stuff is all over the goddamn place! And if you stay overnight, unexpectedly, they give you a little bedroom to sleep in. Bedroom they haven't used in about eleven years. Someone died in it, eleven years ago. And they haven't moved any of his stuff! Right next to the bed there's usually a dresser or a bureau of some kind, and there's NO ROOM for your stuff on it. Somebody else's shit is on the dresser."



Here's the whole schtick:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvgN5gCuLac

3 comments:

  1. You know I feel the pain!!!

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  2. P.S. I love the word "accumulata". It's so much better than shit but I suppose "a rose by any other name..."
    I think accumulata will become a big part of my vocabulary though.

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  3. Thanks for spelling it correctly. I knew there was something wrong with acumulata...accumulata..much better!

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